Kobold Challenge Leaderboards

The biggest masochists in Dota 2

Last Updated: November 26, 2015, 03:37:24 PM
  Global  
Rank
  Player   Last Hits     Denies     Total     Time     KPM  
SING  @Sing2X
  
1000:00WTF TOWER
0  @slahser
  
-1000:01ERROR
1  @WagaGaming
  
29103910:243.75
2  @ShinJiwon
  
19173610:303.43
3  @abhi43
  
20133310:033.28
4  @EclipsE
  
2493310:113.27
5  @Yogert
  
2493310:223.24
6  @memerider25
  
18153310:223.21
7  @GuzmanDOTA
  
1882610:022.59
8  @somebloak
  
75125:002.40
9  @MScorpion55
  
1662210:012.20
10  @AlysonAsK
  
127199:481.94
11  @Wortho27
  
1091910:021.83
12  @firraDoTA
  
150159:481.53


What?
Don't ask.

Let's do it, I'm in. What do I do?
You clearly didn't understand the video, because I told you that no one should do this. But if you must: Create a lobby for 1v1 mid, enable cheats, pick any hero, and type the following commands in chat:

  -item domi

  -createhero task enemy


Then dominate it and wonder why you're spending your free time doing this.
Now what?
Man, I don't know. Get last hits and denies? Turns out the arbitrary score I set of 2.0 KPM (Kills Per Minute) with 10 last hits and denies in 5 minutes was easily crushed by Waga, so what do I know.

The rules established by Waga imply that you're not allowed to heal your Kobold at any point and the challenge ends if your Kobold dies.
How do I get on the leaderboard?
You don't, this is an elaborate joke. But if you tweet a screenshot of your score (or even more enjoyable, a video) to me @tsunami643, I may update it.
What's your score, hot shot?