On Earth-1610, Disney is the world's largest entertainment conglomerate. That's... probably true for our Earth as well, but in addition to owning Star Wars and Marvel and Twentieth Century Fox and ESPN and Pixar and Maker Studios, they also acquired Valve Software.

During the run up for the exclusive release of Portal 4 on the Hulu Game Store, Disney-1610 have announced they're building a new theme park based on Valve's IPs. Since the thought of me getting invited to a DPC Major only existed in such fantasy worlds, I've clearly merged the timelines.

Pitch me your dream attractions for a Valve theme park and you could win a 4-Day Pass to the Disneyland Major on this Earth.

Here are some examples of what I mean:

• Tower of Terrorblade
  At first you think this ride is about getting Reflected and Sundered by a six-slotted Terrorblade spammer with all the Dota Plus voice lines. But you'd be wrong. Demon wrong. The Terrorblade is actually on your team. But he was boosted. Strap in as you follow a Terrorblade who joins into a teamfight without Meta, buysback immediately, and destroys his items. Stop pinging. STOP PINGING. I CAN'T MUTE THE PIIIIIIIIINGS.
• It's a Small World
  Pretty much like the original, except with voice comm raging from a colorful array of foreign languages.
• Anti-Magic Kingdom
  I got nothing, but the name sounds good.
  This would be an example of a bad pitch.
• Alpineland
  Stroll through a showcase of workshop submissions that never made the cut like Capri Sun Witch Doctor, Tiny Banana, and Thicc Ranger.
• Rylai's Battle Blessing
  We literally put Gin Hammond on a wheel and spin her around till the end of days. If you ever land on an Arcana it's actually the servers acting up. You got a Nature's Prophet bracer instead.

It's a Valve Park, so your idea doesn't even have to be from Dota. If in this universe, you believe Valve has been quietly developing three immersive amusement park experiences for the past few years, then I'm all ears for Richochet 2: The Game - The Ride.

Two winners will each receive a 4-Day Pass for the event. Keep in mind these tickets won't provide admission to the actual Disneyland Paris parks. The irony is not lost on me.

Winners will be chosen April 20^th. I want to read pitches from everyone, but if you can't physically attend, it would be considerate to mention that so the tickets can go to someone who will actually use them.

Just submit a comment in this Reddit thread with your pitches.

• Comment on /r/dota2

The more creative, clever, and thematic the ride sounds, the better. I get to be entirely subjective with my decision, so I won't necessarily go for the most upvoted comment. I probably will, though.

Now if this all sounds like too much effort, I think Slacks is running another giveaway that may be more up your alley.

WHATTUP SON! i have been given 2, 4-day tickets to MDL Major to giveaway! In order to win these tickets I would like you to make a beautiful original fan art of one of the many Dota 2 broadcast talents. I want to use these to annoy em via WhatsApp. U have till 4/20! #MDLDISNEY pic.twitter.com/1LMki9TY9O

— SirActionSlacks (@SirActionSlacks) April 15, 2019

Thanks for reading!